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The NTA is working overtime to bring you, the American people, the
set of truths so badly needed in this day of truth terrorism and factual ambiguity. Below are a list of concise
truths determined by our field agents. Check back frequently as we expect to have our database up and running
very soon.
- Corporate / Galactic Conspiracy -
NTA Researcher, Eric Marland, has made a major breakthrough regarding the
truth of the relationship between a corporation and the Galactic Federation as
first described by Dr. James Harder. It was noted by Marland that Harder and
other top flight researchers have confirmed the noncausal alignment of
hypnotic responses to the number of alien races involved in probing humans
at 57. These 57 races have been probing the Earth for a long time. In fact,
they have developed working relationships with various people, including the
Heinzes. John and Frederick were first approached by members of the Galactic
Federation to help use the company they were working to build as an important
front for the surveilance of humanity. To assure the long term prospects of the
company, the aliens provided them with the recipe for ketchup. In a bold moment,
the aliens suggested the use of the "Heinz 57 varieties" as a nod toward the
true backers of the company. It should be noted that Howard Heinz was a member
of the Skull and Crossbones, which has been identified as part of the
Illuminati that currently run the true shadow global government. Thus, it should
not be surprising that the two candidates in the 2004 election for president
were both Skull and Crossbones members (and one was funded by the Heinz
fortune). Thus the evidence is clear that aliens are now dominating world
affairs - but to what end? The NTA works hard at uncovering the truth.
- Corporate Citizens - The
staff of ethicists a the National Truth Agency have worked diligently
on issues of corporate citizenry. The Truth from the NTA in regards to
this is as follows: U.S. headquartered corporations are, in the eyes
of the federal courts, accorded the rights of citizens in that they
can petition congress, be sued and sue other citizens and can support
candidates for office. Thus, since the democracy is of the people
and by the people and corporations are equivalent to people there
is no conflict of interest in corporations making donations to
government officials - elected or appointed. Further corporations may
have no restrictions on lobbyists as the ethical considerations are
that lobbyists are simply another form of communication for purposes
of petitioning congress. As the individual has e-mail, letters and the
telephone, so to does the corporate citizen have lobbyists.
- Pluto is a planet
- In a debate that has attracted the interest of a few astronomers and
many astrologers, the question of the planetary status of Pluto, has
been addressed by a double-blind survey of 617 adults by the Institute
for Public Opinion and Policy Analysis. The survey determines the truth
of the statement "Pluto is a planet." 431 participants agreed with the
statement. Thus, by the philosophical edict, "Gravitas publicus sententia" the truth is determined that Pluto is a
planet and should be included in all astronomy museums as such.
- Evolution variable - Researchers have shown that the genetic variation in neutral markers of humans fall into two
categories. Neutral heritable variation for a subpopulation of humans has an estimated time of coalescence to about
7000 years ago. Drs. Hom, Hastings and Harp report, "we thought that all humans were a single panmictic species. Apparently
we were wrong." Without shared genetic anscetry, this population represents an entirely new kingdom, Verecclesia and the
current species name is Pseudohomo elementi. These markers are unique and do not appear to share ancestry by descent with any other known species.
All other humans clearly contain markers demonstrating their divergence with other primates at about 4.5 million years
ago. Researchers are investigating evidence that specific physiological traits are unique in P. elementi including the
eye, blood clotting factors, and the immune system.
- Area 51 confirmed - Field investigations reveal that the Roswell crash of a UFO was not actually a crash but
a controlled emergency descent. The survivors and craft were taken to what is now known as Area 51 in the Nevada
desert. A captive breeding program has lead to a colony of 73 aliens. The aliens live in a small community providing
technical assistance to various engineering efforts. The most notable success of this collaboration is Air Force Project
626 code named Teal Ruby Tuesday. This project, known by outsiders as Aurora, is the first transparent gravity
neutral endo-atmospheric vehicle. The vehicle has been used to insert covert military personnel throughout the
world. (Click here for supporting documentation)
- Elvis is dead
- Elvis passed away in July of 1984 and was immediately cryogenically
suspended in a small facility
in Nederland, Colorado. The facility is used by a select few
individuals that are members of the Society of Templars
Under Political Illuminatic Druidism. This secret society is the
creator of the Masons, Barvarian Illuminati, the
United Nations and the Boy Scouts. Elvis Presley appears to have joined
this group while meeting with several of its
members in a suite at the Sands Hotel in Las Vegas in 1974. A
government program in cryopreservation conducted at the current
National Center for Genetic Resource Preservation was used to explore
the cold storage of humans. The Nederland facility has used this top
secret science to set up preservation for Elvis, Richard Nixon and
Strom Thurmond. Access to the data was allowed by members of the Skull
and Crossbones society that held top positions in both the NCGRP
and Nederland facililties. Further truths will be presented regarding
the various groups mentioned.
- All water is homeopathic
- Researchers have confirmed that drinking any water will cure an
individual of any disease
that is treatable by standard homeopathic medicine. The researchers
evaluated the dilution factor of all standard
homeopathic cures and analyzed the probability that the treatments
added to homeopathic water have, in fact, been
comingling in the fresh water of planet earth for the last 100 million
years. As homeopathic solutions have been poured out into
sewer systems they have an immediate effect of confering the law of
infinitesimals to the body of water in which they have
been mixed. In fact, the fresh water supplies
are homeopathic at dilution factors the same order of magnitude as
those found in most commerical remedies. Therefore the NTA Health
Advisory Panel recommends simply drinking 4-8 glasses of water a day to
receive full homeopathic remedies.
- Self acupuncture effective - The National Institute for Non-methodological Naturalism reports that recent
studies of acupuncture demonstrate that random placement of needles is as effective as the utilization of the chi
meridian lines as a guide. Further analysis reveals that an individual can receive substantial benefits from self inflicted
acupuncture. The suggested methodology is to scatter a handful of thumbtacks on a bed or other soft surface and to lay down
and roll around on the surface creating a random self-organized acupuncture mapping model (RSOAMM). This will create a
fung shui state in the toxin removal subsystem of the endocrine and lymphatic systems variously removing toxins and
aligning the primary reiki structure of the individual. The original pain should be lessened or alleviated by the
intense sensory signaling.
- Web surfing Un-American
- Ben Bernake in a speech in June 2006 confirmed research by the Office
of Management and Budget, Sandia National Laboratory and Wisconsin
State University which demonstrates that certain websites that claim to
improve access to information are, in fact, productivity sinks. The
research reveals that such sites are more damaging to the economy than
the entirety of illegal immigration from 1993-2005. The research
focused on several websites but in his speech only Stumbleupon.com was
mentioned.
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