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Don't Suspect a Friend - Report Him
It is every American's duty to be alert and report all suspicious activities. Regardless
of the perceived safety, no American should let their guard down even for a moment. Have your home security
supplies up to date (check the list from the Department of Homeland Security).
As part of the Patriot Act, the NTA has developed this pilot program to reduce the incidences
of terrorism, gainsaying and general confusion. The NTA has determined that you should report a friend if you
suspect him or her to be one the the following: Marxist, Communist, Atheist, Humanist, Satirist, or an
Illegal Tourist. The NTA researchers have demonstrated that there is a 9 out of 10 chance that a suspicious thought
was inspired by actual observable traits, behaviors, or beliefs. Thus report your friend immediately to the NSA, CIA, DIA, ASPCA or FBI ASAP.
Only you can know your suspicions - act now. Call 1-303-555-1212 to report your suspicions.
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